When We Say..."Avoid Hiring
Weirdos, Losers, And Lunatics" To
Paint YOUR House! ©...

We're Not Just Being Funny.

The contractor field, in itself, is full of “not so funny” stories.

Painting Companies Take the Cake
And Here's Why...

Painting is not brain surgery.  The cost of start up is minimal and the industry attracts many who are just out to make a quick buck.  It’s a job not many people enjoy and therefore doesn't attract business owners with good business sense. That’s why painting contractors almost never follow good business practices...  practices that protect you.

National “No Loser’s” Telephone Number.

Back in 1985 our company had to make a basic decision between painting a house as cheaply as possible and selling it to the public as a “splash and dash” job, or offer a service and product that offered Stunning Beauty, Durability, And Value.

You see, we believe you’re going to be concerned with price – only one time – that’s when you buy.  But you’re going to be concerned about quality – for years to come.  We think most people agree, and we believe that includes you... that it’s better to invest a little more than you had planned – than to spend a little less than you should.

Right up front we’ll agree that there are many people who can beat us on PRICE...

but... Nobody Beats Us On Cost.

For example, an exterior paint job that cost’s a lot less – but peels within a year; is caulked improperly and ignores rotted wood – may have been

Priced Right - But It Actually Costs You More.

Interior painting projects that costs less often ignore the use of specialty tapes for straight lines. Often use a cheap paint that looks chalky and doesn’t clean up well. And they ignore the all important prep work that goes into a great looking finished product. Like plastering, caulking, sanding, lint-free roller covers, and covering your furniture with fresh plastic.

So, our philosophy is...

Why Settle For The
“Get By”
When In The Long Run,
The Good Cost You Less
And Looks So Sweet!?

We decided it would be easier to explain price one time – than to apologize for quality for a long time.

You see, we are a franchise. We plan on being in your neighborhood for decades to come. So, unlike other painting companies - we simply must keep a great reputation. We must make you a raving fan.